Cobbler Meets Gobbler - Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt

A funny thing happens, minutes before closing time on Thanks Giving. An immigrant shoe maker, who's never seen a turkey before, attempts to get rid of a last minute shopper - a shoeless bird who's apparently trying to strike up a conversation so he can enter and browse the store for a while. The man's wife told him not to arrive home late for his first Thanks Giving dinner, so when the bird asks what he does, instead of saying "I'm a shoe maker" he says "I'm a cobbler", hoping the winged wanderer becomes confused at the strange word and keeps walking. 

The turkey does pass by, but keeps his eyes fixed on the man, making him nervous enough to impulsively ask "And you?". Not wanting to become a turkey dinner, and realizing from his accent that the man was from some far off land, the bird chose the slang word 'gobbler' instead of turkey for his response, hoping the other guy would be perplexed and go back into the store where he belongs. 

Frozen, staring at one another, they then bolt off - the turkey down the sidewalk and the man into the store, confused and terrified. But then, thankful.

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Product Details

This unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is relaxation itself. Made with a thick blend of cotton and polyester, it feels plush, soft and warm, a perfect choice for any cold day. In the front, the spacious kangaroo pocket adds daily practicality while the hood's drawstring is the same color as the base sweater for extra style points.

50% cotton, 50% polyester (fiber content may vary for different colors)
Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
Classic fit
Tear-away label
Runs true to size

Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry; low heat; Do not dry clean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed.